Archive for May 9, 2008

• Reindeers eat magical corn in order to fly.

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• Santa uses a Mac.

  

   

• Santa doesn't want you to have a horse, so don't ask!

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• Santa is Canadian.

  • It's time to go to bed, but instead of going to bed, I just typed "it's time to go to bed." Do you think my body will know the difference? 48 minutes ago
  • I spent the whole night in front of the tv and I didn't have a computer on my lap. That's not supposed to happen. 1 hour ago
  • Got a new laptop tonight but I haven't so much as touched it. 1 hour ago
  • You know your self esteem is low when you're worried a blogger might think you're a stalker if you leave a comment. One comment. 1 day ago
  • I now follow the cast of Glee. I'm not going to apologize. Don't even ask. 1 day ago

• St. Nicholas is the patron saint of Russia, pawnbrokers, sailors and wolves.

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• Santa is very secretive when it comes to questions regarding methods of home invasion.

  • Bright lights
  • My version of Bizarro World, where my kids go a whole day without kicking each other in the throat.
  • What’s the point of being a parent if you can’t traumatize your kids every once in a while?
  • Gettin’ nuthin’ for Christmas
  • My PVR is feeling mighty festive right about now.

• It's through a judicious use of time zones that Santa can travel the world in one night.

  	Jen O. on Bright lights
  	Jen O. on Bright lights
  	lauren on Bright lights
  	Vitina on Bright lights
  	Jen O. on Bright lights

• Santa and the mrs. vacationed in the Florida Keys last summer.

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• Santa ate cookies until he puked last year.

  

• Santa is racist against buttermilk.

  

   

  

   

  
  

   

  

   

  

   

  

   

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