Archive for July, 2009

• Ten thousand packs of crayons.

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• Forty Barbies and Barbie-like dolls.

  

   

• 158 petit Polly Pocket pieces.

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• More chocolate than a Hershey’s factory.

  • Where "watching" equals completely ignoring and wondering how pathetic it would be to go to sleep exactly 1/2 an hour after the 3 year old. 9 hours ago
  • I'm sitting in bed watching The Green Mile. 9 hours ago
  • I just spent 1/2 hour cleaning up after bathtime because daughter #2 pooped in the water with both of them in it. My life is so glamorous. 1 day ago
  • No one has cleaned up the Christmas puke yet. I'd pay someone infinity dollars to come a bulldoze the toys out the door. 1 day ago
  • Christmas went on a bender and puked in every room of my house. There's a very skinny path from the couch to the toilet and that's it. 3 days ago

• A train set the size of Omaha.

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• Sixty four My Little Ponies.

  • Merry Christmas, from the Alley.
  • The outtakes.
  • Family photos pending
  • My grown up Christmas wish. More sprinkly than the song.
  • Dispelling (or exacerbating) the Canadian stereotypes

• Two Disney bears.

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  	Tracey on The outtakes.
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• Enough movies to open our own store.

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• A severed head for stylin’.

  

• A creepy cat who meows at me and looks at me with his creepy eyes.

  

   

  

   

  
  

   

  

   

  

   

  

   

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