Archive for July 10, 2009

• Reindeers eat magical corn in order to fly.

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• Santa uses a Mac.

  

   

• Santa doesn't want you to have a horse, so don't ask!

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• Santa is Canadian.

  • Christmas went on a bender and puked in every room of my house. There's a very skinny path from the couch to the toilet and that's it. 20 hours ago
  • I'm at home, alone, watching Goodfellas on Christmas day. Least Christmassy night ever. 20 hours ago
  • Merry Christmas, from the Alley.: http://wp.me/pdLTV-vH 1 day ago
  • The outtakes.: http://wp.me/pdLTV-vu 2 days ago
  • Family photos pending: http://wp.me/pdLTV-vp 3 days ago

• St. Nicholas is the patron saint of Russia, pawnbrokers, sailors and wolves.

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• Santa is very secretive when it comes to questions regarding methods of home invasion.

  • Merry Christmas, from the Alley.
  • The outtakes.
  • Family photos pending
  • My grown up Christmas wish. More sprinkly than the song.
  • Dispelling (or exacerbating) the Canadian stereotypes

• It's through a judicious use of time zones that Santa can travel the world in one night.

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• Santa and the mrs. vacationed in the Florida Keys last summer.

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• Santa ate cookies until he puked last year.

  

• Santa is racist against buttermilk.

  

   

  

   

  
  

   

  

   

  

   

  

   

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