5:31pm – “What!?! Yogurt containers are collapsable!!! Over my DEAD BODY!!!” Upset.
5:31pm – Mommy fixes the container by popping it back into shape. Once again, content.
5:32pm – “Oh, Mother of God, it happened again!!! What a world, what a world… I might as well die.” None too pleased.
5:33pm – “Oh hi, Mom. What are you looking at? Did I say something funny? What’s for dinner?” Eirinn – happy. Mommy – confused.
* All times are accurate.