…will now be played by Eirinn Elise. She brings her own flare to the role. A bit more complexity, a wider range of emotion, and better choreography. So without further ado, may I present to you – Tink(er).
“Peek! Hello. I’m Tink(er). I’m tiny and sweet and innocent. Oh, and magical. VERY magical.”
“I can fly really fast. REALLY fast. That’s on account of the ADD. Oh, and the sugar. LOTS of sugar.”
“I can also run really fast. Watch. ZOOOOMMM. Did you see me? No you did not. That’s because I’m quick. Again, the ADD and the sugar.”
“And I can dance like an angel. Much better than you can. We can have a dance-off if you don’t believe me.”
“Wait. A. Minute. What are you laughing at? Am I funny? Like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to effing amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? ”
“Oh, I can’t go on! How cruel this world is that I might possibly have to go on! I am a Toddler. Hath not a Toddler eyes? Hath not a Toddler hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?”
“Can I get out of this stupid dress now? It’s itchy and I’ve had it with the paparazzi.”