Most perfect lunch ever.
Appetizer – Spoonfuls of ketchup skimmed off the top of macaroni and cheese. * Please note that only the ketchup is edible. It also adds to your dining experience if you spread some of the ketchup into your freshly shampooed hair. BUT DO NOT EAT THE MACARONI!!! It is likely poison.
Main Course – Two teeny weeny pancakes, slathered in ‘Mima’. Do ‘one for me, one for you’ with the dog, thereby equaling only one teeny weeny pancake.
Dessert – One, and only one, lick of a banana muffin.