Ups and Downs of the weekend (you are warned – there are more downs than ups)
Up: Getting our family photos done on Saturday morning. We get ours done at the Real Canadian Superstore. We have found that, for what you get, they are much cheaper and of better quality than other big box portrait studios. We’ve been happy with them so far and this was our third time going.
Eirinn did very well, considering she is an almost-two year old and it was right before lunch. She smiled for many shots so we had a few to choose from. She also didn’t smile for many shots, but we could only pick three poses so she gets a pardon this time.
She wore her most beautifully adorable dress ever. Ok, so it’s her only dress. OK, so I actually had to buy it for her the week before so that she would actually have a dress. Sheesh. She’s a rough and tumble tomboy and her wardrobe reflects as much. But this dress, a brightly flowered jumper and a pink shirt, was perfect for the pictures and she’ll wear it again for her second birthday party (not her birthday marking her second year; her SECOND birthday as in she’s having two this year…spoiled? yes.) And I also had to buy her shoes because she has grown out of all her shoes in this, the season of only boots. And she got a fresh new hairdo, which was thankfully free.
So, overall, she looked cute as a bug, smiled as many times as required, and we made it out of the studio alive.
Down: Out of the studio, into the lobby. Immediately following the portrait session, Eirinn jumped head first into the Single Worst Temper Tantrum EVAH!!! This event deserves its own title and exclamation marks because it truly was the worst tantrum I have ever seen any human being throw. She out-did any she had ever thrown herself by entire categories; her worst previous now being labeled Minor Blip on the Attitude Radar. Seriously, you would have thought we were literally torturing the life out of her right there in the middle of the Superstore, instead of just, say, trying to reason with her that dumping a container of fishy crackers on the floor probably isn’t the most polite thing to do after they so kindly took our pictures at a very reasonable price.
We put up with the blood-curdling screams, kicking, and thrashing for less than a minute before we decided Anonymous Husband would take her to the car while I make the final decisions and pay the nice (patient) lady. And I got the easy end of the bargain. Apparently AH was lucky he didn’t get arrested or violently accosted on the way to the car because Eirinn (our little darling) kept up the screaming, yelling for “Mommy” now, refused to let him carry her in any civilized manner, forcing him to carry her like a football. This scene looked like nothing but a man kidnapping a distressed toddler. And, for a reward for not leaving her standing in the parking lot alone while he drove away as fast as my car would accelerate, she dumped the fishy crackers all over the car (on purpose) instead.
When we got home, she had lunch and went straight to bed as a punishment. No rocking, no songs, no lovely quiet time routine that we normally have for nap time. Straight to bed. And she didn’t complain, so we know she knew she was bad.
Down: She has a new favourite. She forced us to watch Alice in Wonderland, the All-Star, made-for-tv, 1985 version (which is my All Time Favourite Movie, right up there with Goodfellas and The Fugitive), four times this weekend. Did I mention that this movie is OVER THREE HOURS LONG? No? Well, it is. Which, I suppose, is probably a good thing because if it was the usual hour and a half, we probably would have had to watch it eight times, increasing the likelihood of us tearing our own eardrums out and melting our eyeballs with a barbeque lighter by exactly double.
She has absolutely lost all interest in any other tv, including her long time love, Diego, and his cousin, Dora. They are officially ex’s now. The only image on the television that she will tolerate is that of Alice and/or the White Rabbit.
So far I haven’t had to officially remove the movie from my favourites list, but if this keeps up for too long, I might. That will be a sad day.
Down: We had dinner at my parents’ house last night, which was great, but the leaving part initiated another tantrum. Not as overly dramatic and violent this time, but it lasted from their house, the whole ride home, as we were getting her ready for bed, during her (undeserved) quiet, rocking time, and for a while in her crib.
Then she crashed…
Up: …for the whole night. She has rarely slept all the way through the night, especially the past few months, but she did it last night. From 8pm to 7:15am, she didn’t even stir. She even woke up still tucked in and her soother still in her mouth.
And Thank God, because after that weekend, I needed a full night sleep.