“No, I was not eating sand. Why do you ask?”
The length of this guys tongue will never cease to amaze me.
I…have no words.
Meh…she’s wearing a life jacket. She’ll be fine on her own.*
Again with the words and their nonexistence. So we’re clear, she did this on her own.
This was a brain, people. IN THE WATER. Attached to a downed tree. A BRAIN.**
* Child depicted in photo was not swimming alone. She was simply making her escape heading due east while her life guards were looking west. She was swiftly caught and returned to a place of safe swimming under adult supervision.
** So, maybe it wasn’t a brain, but it sure did look like it. We’ll never know for sure, but I think a brain is the most logical explanation, so I’m sticking with it.