Confession: I just opened my second bag of Halloween candy and it’s not even Halloween yet. And this is just at work.
By my calculations, I have consumed approximately 57.6 grams of fat in chocolate alone in the past 5 business days.
Related Confession#1: I refuse to eat Smarties without first sorting them by colour, then lining them up in rows of colour starting with the smallest quantity and finishing with the largest. I then eat the extras until each colour row has an equal number of Smarties. Then I eat the ones closest to me first. Every. Time. This is The Way Smarties Are Eaten.
Related Confession #2: Kit Kats are meant to have their chocolatey ends bit off first. Leaving that glorious chunk of extra chocolate until the end is sacrilege.
Related Confession #3: Aeros are best left to melt on your tongue, one section at a time.
Hindsight is 20/20: If I had bought the bag of Smarties only, and not the variety pack, I could have saved myself 27.6 grams of fat. My butt wishes my brain would get its act together.