I’ve never posted pictures of babies other than my own for reasons including, but not limited to: 1) mine are the cutest, 2) no one wants to see other babies because everyone thinks their babies are the cutest even though they’re wrong because mine are, in fact, the cutest, 3) cute picture posts are stupid and boring and fake blogs posts pretending to be real blog posts and only complete losers to the Cat Lady-th degree would seriously post pictures of cute babies thinking people would be interested, and 4) mine are the cutest, anyway, so why waste everyone’s time.
But, seriously. The only thing cuter than this:
and my new favourite thing in the whole world, next to this:
You win, Baby Rhino on the Run! My babies are officially de-throned and I crown you The Cutest Baby In The World, Ever.
And while I have a long-running love affair with guinea pigs (in the “awww, look how cute….I WANT TO BUY HIM AND KEEP HIM FOREVER AND LOVE HIM LIKE A PERSON, sort of way), I’ve made the executive decision to divorce guinea pigs and marry BABY RHINO ON THE RUN. Guinea pigs won’t be too upset because we’ve been legally separated since 2002, so I’m pretty sure he won’t give me any grief.
But, seriously. That Baby Rhino on the Run? I WANT TO BUY HIM AND KEEP HIM FOREVER AND LOVE HIM LIKE A PERSON.
p.s. It’s slow at work today, can you tell? Work is lucky I’m the type of person to google “cute baby animals” and not something different entirely.
p.p.s. Just so we’re clear – I wrote this post today on break. SRSLY. Ask my co-worker. She’ll tell you I didn’t step away from my desk once today. Not even to pee. I’m not even going to get into how I accomplished that.
p.p.p.s. Can we pretend this whole post didn’t happen? The stupid, cheesy pictures. The admitting I did this at work. The over-use of the word “seriously”. The peeing without leaving my desk. The whole thing was a mistake.
p.p.p.p.s. I could just not hit “publish”…oh, well. Too late.