Officially the fancy-schmanciest dessert I’ve ever made. It was made with all kinds of cheater ingredients (it was basically a two-dollar trailer park hooker dressed in an expensive business suit), like Jello pudding and Cool Whip and cake made from a mix. But you know what? It was the prettiest non-human thing I’ve ever created, so I don’t care.
I apologize for not saving you any. And please know that the apology is completely superficial because I’m not sorry. That sucker was good and I’m happy to have not shared with any of you.
To make up for my greediness and insincere apology, I’ll direct you to the recipe so you can make it yourself.