Dear “I am Julia, 27 y.o. Russia (dating)”, “How about a Russian bride?”, and “The most beautiful Russian women available here!“:
I’m not sure how we got started off on the wrong foot, but I believe what we have is a gross misunderstanding regarding our potential relationship. The truth of the matter is there is no potential relationship, simply due to the fact that a) I am a straight woman, b) I have no money and I don’t want to jump to conclusions here, but I’d hazzard a guess that you are looking for some, and c) I’m sorta married, so even if I was a rich lesbian, I’m spoken for. Sorry if I was unclear and have disappointed you. I thought I should let you know now before anyone’s heart gets broken.
I’m also not really sure how you got my email address in the first place. It’s my work address and I shouldn’t really be using it for soliciting foreign lifemates. But I’m sure that was an accident; I forgive you.
Anyway, it’s been nice getting to know you but, as you can see, we’re both looking for different things. You – a green card and a sugar daddy. Me – maybe a cup of tea and a nap. Easy mistake. No harm, no foul.
Your new friend,