At least the toes don’t stink anymore.

Me: Avery, let’s have a bath!

Avery: Nope.

Me: You want to play with Eirinn in the bath? 

Avery: Nope.

Me: Let me smell those toe-toes.  Pew.  Gross!  Those toe-toes need a bath!  Wanna get in the tub and give those toe-toes a bath?

Avery: Nope.

Me: Will you just get in the bath for a minute?

Avery: Nope.

Me: Look in the tub, Avery.  There’s no poop.  It’s all clean!  We cleaned it aaaall up!  You want to get in there now?

Avery: Nope.

Anonymous Husband: Come here.  Daddy’ll put you in the bath.

Avery: Ok.

What the…what?  I think Daddy just inherited himself one more job.

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9 thoughts on “At least the toes don’t stink anymore.

  1. I thought I was the only one who referred to them as “Toe-Toes”. Even Caity says it, especially when I try to bite them – “No Mommy leave my Toe-Toes, they’re dirty!” – as if that would stop me! 😉

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