Eirinn, being “modelly.” There were hundreds of different poses. I like the “staying alive” feel to this one. Very Olympic-y.
Me, not being “modelly”, annoyed by how unphotogenic I am. Seriously, it’s like some mystery of science how much the camera hates me. You know what? Stop looking at my face. Look at the shirt. “Canuck.” It’s funny because it’s true.
If you squint your eyes, you can almost pretend Avery isn’t dressed like a hooligan. A patriotic hooligan.
Better? Whatever. The side ponytail is uber-stylish and “true north strong and free” are the coolest words in our national anthem. The fact that I now have a shirt emblazened with these words makes me super cool by proxy.
“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me. I will smack you.”