Remember that part in Crocodile Dundee when that punk pulls a switch blade on ol’ Croc and he goes “That’s noit a knoife. Now, this is a knoife.” And he whips out a 10″ steel blade Bowie knife that could skin an elephant?
This year, we’ve got the switch blade and I know all of you have the Bowie knife. “That’s not snow. Now, this is snow.” And you point to your car, which is currently submerged in 12 feet of the white stuff.