How many posts does it take for a blogger to hit writer’s block?

   

  

  

Congratulations, Post Number 500. 

I officially have nothing to say to or about you. 

Blame your 499 brothers and sisters. 

They sucked the lifeblood out of me. 

You’re lucky I remember your name.

But I love you just as much as the others.

Except I probably love you more than that one where I wrote about diarrhea, although there was probably more than one.  I try to forget about those ones. (I just checked and I’ve written approximately 1,000 posts regarding poop.) 

And maybe the one where I wrote about not showering.  That one was kind of embarrassing.

And also the two that existed solely to give my readers the fingerWith love.

Or that one where I revealed why I probably should have rode the short bus to school.

Or the one where I resorted to LOLCats.  That one gets nothing in the will.

You know what, 500?  You’re my favourite.  Keep being you.

But when 501 arrives, prepare to be replaced.

 

 

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18 thoughts on “How many posts does it take for a blogger to hit writer’s block?

  1. I had nothing to say on post 500 either. I blamed the dog. It’s always the dog’s fault.

    I don’t know if I should congratulate you on reaching this milestone, or tell you to get help for blogging addiction.

  2. Thank you post #500 for bringing laughter and joy into the homes of us blog addicted people, your predecesors were also filled with life changing wit and sarcasm. I hope to read blog #1,000, there’s sure to be a party with post #1,000, can’t wait, will there be giveaways too?

    • Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady. Giveaways? Is my “life changing wit and sarcasm” not enough for you? You’re bleeding me dry!

      Ugh. We’ll see. Maybe by post #1000 I’ll be a superstar blogger and companies will be tripping over themselves giving me stuff to raffle off to you, my loyal readers.

  3. Apparently I just posted #300 and never knew it… congrats on your milestone, you don’t look a day over 400!

  4. Based on current exchange rates, that’s approximately 484 posts American.

    Seriously though, congrats! And I can’t promise I’ll ever tire of Canada jokes.

    • Jay, I’ll never tire of hearing them. As a good Canadian, I like poking fun at Canadians as much as Americans like poking fun at Canadians. I think we’re a pretty funny people.

    • I know, eh? <– That's Canadian for…uh…instead of just ending the sentence at "know", I guess.

      I'm going to celebrate by partying like it's 1999. In 1999, I wore track pants, watched bad tv until 11 and went to bed like a rockstar.

  5. Congrats. You know what I think? I think we should get to register for our blogging anniversary/big posts. Seeing as I’m married and fixed, I won’t ever get to register again if we don’t fix this soon.

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