What up, y’all? I’m a Tiny Computer. I’m little and perky! I’m also French! Which is super awesome, except for when you don’t speak French. Parlez vous francais, oui? Non? Ewwww…well, that’s unfortunate. OH! I KNOW!!! Do you have a computer magician for a husband? You do? How convenient! We’ll be just fine.
And look at me! I’m blue! Isn’t that just adorable? I’m so petite and cute that I couldn’t be black. Black is so serious. And I’m not serious. No, sirriebob. I’m fun! And hilariously tiny! I could fit in your purse! And I weigh less than your mug of hot chocolate! Isn’t that hilarious?
Aaawww! Look at me! I’m sitting in my big brother’s lap! He’s my bestest friend ever. Isn’t that just the cutest thing you’ve ever seen in your whole entire life? What’s that? Sneezing baby panda, what? Nevermind that. Probably has fleas. I don’t have fleas. I just have adorableness.