Doesn’t count as lying if it’s for a good cause.

Crunch, crunch, crunch.

“What’r you eating, Mommy?”


Crunch, crunch, crunch.

(They were Mini Eggs.  I wanted them all to myself.)


Me, on the phone.

“Ooose it?”

“A scary, bad man.”

“Me talk?”

“You want to talk to a scary, bad man?  He might yell at you.”

“No WAY.”

(It was my mom.  A two minute phone call would have turned into an hour long ordeal if she knew the truth.)


“What are you doing in there MOMMY???”




(I just wanted to be alone.)


19 thoughts on “Doesn’t count as lying if it’s for a good cause.

  1. I do the exact same thing about the “pooping” thing. I have a fear that Hannah will tell someone that “mommy poops a lot!!!”. I tell her that I have to poop everytime I go into the bathroom – I too need to be alone. She runs away screaming – “that is disgusting mommy”. She waits on the other side of the door though – so really is that alone time for me????

  2. hehehe, been there, done those! Especially the first one! I’m also guilty of “Mommy, can I have a turn on the computer now”? Me – “Not yet honey, Mommy is doing her “work”. I’ll probably be another 30 minutes'”… I say as I am posting on your blog or on Facebook!

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