Everyone’s favourite convict is now a Cone Dog. He cut his back side during his escape, which he licked until it got infected and now he’s all sore and embarrassed and sad. He’s twitchy and itchy and all hopped up on ‘roids and anti-inflammatories. He’ll be fine in a week. My wallet is $190 lighter, but he’ll be fine.
Stupid dog. He’s lucky he’s cute.