Last week @ MamaPop:
Last week @ My Tornado Alley:
Last week @ Twitter:
I talked a lot about what I’ve come to realize is a pretty serious sugar addiction:
Three scoops of Breyer’s Heavenly Hash for lunch. God, I love being a grownup.
You know what’s not nearly as filling as one might think? Three scoops of Breyer’s Heavenly Hash for lunch. Being a grownup is confusing.
Today’s lunch is brought to you by the makers of insulin. It’s only a matter of time before I’ll be a regular customer.
Eating a bowl of ice cream while on the toilet is gross, right? So I shouldn’t tell y’all I just did that? IT WOULD HAVE MELTED!
I would do ANYTHING to be hungry enough to eat an ice cream bar. I AM AN ADDICT and I don’t want to recover.
Just cracked open a brand new box of Turtles. I’m taking bets on how long it’ll take me to finish it.
Perks of being the boss: my kids have to eat their super healthy lunch before their cupcake. I get cupcake now ’cause I’m the boss.
I’m having 2 Turtles instead of the whole box. This “Let’s Not Get The Diabeetus” diet is way hard.