Rumo(u)r has it, it’s National De-lurking Day. That means anyone who reads this blog and doesn’t comment is a dirty lurker and should reveal themselves and take their punishment. Punishment is public humiliation and death by stoning. Or so I’ve heard. I could be wrong on that count because generally my sources are screwy. Never take internet advice from homeless midgets, is what my grandpappy always told me. I forget to remember that sometimes.
Anywhoodle, you’re supposed to de-lurk yourself, lest the terrible rock death. Or something. So, go on. Comment. Say hi. Let me know you didn’t come here by accident by googling “Tornado Alley”, hoping to find something completely different. Sorry about that, if you did. Comment anyway. Like I said on Twitter: “Comments, to a blogger, are like hugs. Even bad ones let you know someone cared enough to be there in the first place.”
If you don’t know what to say, just say ‘hi.’ If you think that’s super lame, I’ll give you some things perhaps you’d like to discuss:
I don’t actually know for sure if today is National De-lurking Day. It was probably last week or something. But whatever. “National” probably referred to you Americans anyway, so maybe today is Canada’s National De-lurking Day. We always like to do things slightly different than you guys anyway. Look at all those extra u’s we stick in our words.
There now. Go forth and de-lurk yourself. It’s your duty.
UPDATE! I don’t have the wrong day! See? I got a picture to prove it!