idiot shitwad douchenozzle moron dude with the giant truck,
I commend you on attempting to drive safely and efficiently by backing into your parking space. High five on THAT. I can only IMAGINE how difficult it much be to back out of a space when you’re trailing 147 feet of truck box behind you. It would take some Mad Skillz to back THAT ass up, AMIRITE? So good for you for taking the time to reverse into your space, ensuring your departure is simple and efficient.
The thing of it is, and I’m sure you didn’t even notice, but you backed directly over top of the line. Like, your enormous penis-extension of a truck is straddling two of the most prime parking spots in all of the land like a WHORE giving a lap dance.
These spots are extra wide, which is PERFECT for people like you and I who have larger vehicles that can barely squeeze into the regular car-sized spots. ‘Cept you just took two. Leaving me with none. ‘Cause you have two. And now you’ve forced me to the conclusion that you’re an idiot. And rude. With no sense of spacial awareness.
And your truck isn’t even that nice, you know? I mean, it’s forest green, which was awesome in the 90’s when combined with cranberry red and navy blue, but now it’s just sort of bleh. And I see rust down there. Don’t think I don’t. There’s rust on your door which automatically eliminates you from getting to use the primo spots. These spots are unspokenly reserved for those of us who take care of our vehicles and/or just bought them last month and would appreciate owning them for a little while before the douche in the beat up old clunker opens his door too enthusiatically into the side of my beautiful new Kia.
Now I’m stuck in the parking lot with the skinny spots while your ugly rusty truck sits spread-eagle over what could have been my space. That’s kind of rude, don’t you think? Ass.
I mean, I can understand that clearly you’re a shitty driver. That’s obvious. But do you not have eyes at all? When you got out of your truck, didn’t you look down and comment to yourself “Geez, where the heck’s the line? And why is that car waaaaaay over there? OH WELL, I GUESS I’LL JUST LEAVE IT.”
You shouldn’t have left it. You should have jumped back in your cab and tried again. Jerk.