Me, from A to Z

I stole this from  Feel free to steal it, too, if you’re too lazy to think of anything good to write about, like me.


A. Age: 31, but I’ll remind you that it’s rude to ask a lady her age.  Hang your head, meme creator. FOR SHAME.
B. Bed size: Queen.  I’ve always had a big bed, which is weird because I don’t move much in my sleep.  I actually sleep like an upside down mummy, with my arms all tucked in underneath me and my feet crossed.  That’s not what the question asked, though.
C. Chore you dislike: All of them.  But the chore I dislike the MOST would have to be laundry.  And vacuuming.  And gardening.  And waking up.
D. Dogs: One yappy, licky shih tzu named Boscorelli who’s too cute to throw in the garbage.
E. Essential start to your day: Breakfast.  I have to eat within the hour or I might as well forget about the whole thing and go back to bed.
F. Favorite color: I don’t have a favourite.  They’re all my favourite.  I mostly wear black, but it’s not my MOST favourite.  I like all kinds of colours except for flourescents.  They hurt my delicate eyes. 
G. Gold or silver: Silver.  I lit-traly own nothing gold.
H. Height: 5′ 6.5″.  98% of that height is in my torso.
I. Instruments you play(ED): I used to play the clarinet for years in high school, but I haven’t since I was 18, so I don’t remember how.  I used to be, what you’d call, a Band Geek.  I even wore a bright red suit jacket in a marching band.  Out-nerd THAT.
J. Job title: Person What Works Outside The Home And Then Comes Home And Works Some More (yeah, I’m not talking about my job).
K. Kids: Two.  Girls.  Ages 2.66 and 5.08.  You know, approximately. 
L. Live: In a small-to-medium sized town in Canadaville (that’s all I’m giving you)(stalker)(yeesh). 
M. Mom’s name: It rhymes with man, but isn’t Jan.  Often prefixed with Bre or Jo or Leigh.  Also rhymes with my dad’s name, but that’ll only help you if you already know my dad’s name.  Or couldn’t get it with the other clues.

A Meme/LOLcat sandwich.  Informative AND tasty.

N. Nicknames: None now, but as a kid, it was Goosekimeister (goose-key-meister).  Then in high school, I got Jenia (Jen-eye-ah) or Ferlee for a while.  Now I only get called by my real name or Mommy. 
O. Overnight hospital stays: Just with my two chitlins.  Two nights with chitlin #1 and one night with Chitlin The Second.  Hospital beds are vile.
P. Pet peeves: We really don’t have enough time for all of them, so I’ll pick a random one.  Uh…people who don’t know the rules of the road.  You probably could have guessed that one.  I’ll save the better ones for another time.
Q. Quote from a movie: “I named my kids after snack foods: Brownie, Praline, Cherry and Baby Ruth.” – Where the Heart Is.
R. Righty or Lefty: Righty.  I can’t do anything with my left hand.  It’s useless and lazy.  I guess it can hold a fork.  Alright, it can stay.
S. Siblings: One of each gender.  Both younger.  One shorter than me, one taller.
T. Time you wake up: 6:45 a.m.  Begrudgingly.
U. Underwear: Yes.  What style, you ask?  First, none of your business.  Second, if you insist, I prefer a full bottom.
V. Vegetables you don’t like: I’m pretty cool with most of them unless they’re bitter.  Or brussel sprouts.  I’ve never tried them and I don’t want to and you can’t make me.
W. What makes you run late: My kids are ridiculously slow ON PURPOSE.  They love to see me panic about being late for school and work.  Jerks.
X. X-rays you’ve had: A few on my knees when I was having Mystery Pain, on my bewbies when I had Mystery Lumps, which turned out to be normal body changes due to the early days of pregnancy with Chitlin #2.
Y. Yummy food you make: The only food I make is dessert.  I make the best cookie I’ve ever tasted.  Chocolate chip (of course).
Z. Zoo Animal Favourites: I love pygmy hippos.  LOVE.  I want to own one.

Look at that bum-bum.  I want to OWN him.

The End.


12 thoughts on “Me, from A to Z

  1. dude. this made me laugh. like, a lot. like, HIGHFIVE! a lot. yeah. and also? at the end? when you said you wanted a teensy hippo? i was *totally* with you until the very end when you said, “OWN” that one last time because that last time made me a leeeeetle uncomfortable. and i think it would be best if the teensy hippo came to live with me.

    • He wants me to own him because I will feed him carrots and lettuce all day long and give him baths in teeny weeny buckets and carry him around in my hippo purse and maybe he’s a girl and I’ll put a bow on her ear.

  2. I love Maria from Bored Mommy! She’s pretty awesome.
    I may use this meme, and by that I mean I will.
    Where can I get me one of these pygmy hippos? Any breeders in Ontario?

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