Happy National Donut Day! The greatest day since Christmas, unless you get donuts for Christmas, in that case it would be equa-great to Christmas and also you’re very lucky to get donuts for Christmas. Jealous.
Today you can celebrate by eating donuts, talking about donuts, dreaming about donuts, reading about donuts, and then eating more donuts. Oh, and mailing me donuts. And then I will eat the donuts.
I like donuts.
ps. Don’t forget to observe the moment of silence at noon. Don’t be a dick. Show some respect.