We own home phones for emergencies, only. Neither of us ever, EVER, pick them up to have a conversation. Not unless, FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, someone calls us. And not telemarketers because our phones have this thing where they don’t just tell you who’s calling by displaying the number, they LITERALLY YELL IT TO US with a robot voice. ‘Call from…[insert a mangled pronunciation of a common last name here]. Call from…[generally the name is so demolished, I wonder if my robot phones even SPEAK English].’ This means not only can we ignore unwanted phone calls (which includes most of them), but we don’t even have to get up to find out it’s unwanted. We’re lone wolves AND super lazy.